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Big Red Expelled, Sued for Gender Non-Conformity**

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“Finishing Touches” Coming to Flushing Meadows Cupola

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Anti-DEI Legislation Derailed by Flock of Angry Geese

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Caboni Institutes New Tenure Policies, Calculates Ideal Size of The Western’s™ Tenured Faculty

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BREAKING! All Residence Halls Are Now Sentient Infernal Killing Machines

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The Western™ Overspending By $3 Million, Prepares For Fiscal Crash Landing

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Athletics’ “Exposure” Value Exceeds Size of Wakanda’s Economy

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SPORTZ! The Western’s™ Football Team Makes Famous Toastery Bowl! Stewart has Maillard Over-Reaction

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The Western’s™ Advising and Career Development Center Replaced by AI, Cows

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The Western™ Scientists Probe the Universe’s Deepest Secrets, Discover Precise Value of Caboni Fart

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